Dual....:-)
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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