dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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