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i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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