We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
