the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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