hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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