week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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