Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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