everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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