I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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