you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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