So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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