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You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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