i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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