covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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