So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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