How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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