I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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