im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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