It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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