I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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