What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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