But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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