Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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