butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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