States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
We're too hungover to prance.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
there is glitter all over my balls
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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