So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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