We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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