i already hear my dad disowning me
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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