This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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