she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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