I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
This toilet bowl is my home.
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