Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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