I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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