No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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