quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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