i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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