I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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