Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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