You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she peed on how many people?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
We just shotgunned beers for America
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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