I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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