Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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