i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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