need another drink. this is the easiest way
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Do vagina's smell?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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