so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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