Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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