I want to stick my p in your. b.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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