i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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