$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
