If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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