bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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