im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You can't motorboat a personality
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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