whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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