i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
