Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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