We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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