Are we in a gay sports bar?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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