dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You took a bar mat shot.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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