I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
don't judge my taste in strippers
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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