you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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